Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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