Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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