If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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