You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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