party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize