I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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