when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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