You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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