I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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