i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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