haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
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Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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