On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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