operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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