did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I looked at my own cervix.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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