More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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