weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She told me I should be a condom model.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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