There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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