I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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