Do you still have your period?
Can Purell be used as lube?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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