I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
No subtext here. People are naked.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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