STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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