5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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