I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
