Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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