I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I will be naked everywhere
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
We are all done wearing pants today
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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