I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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