I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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