You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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