Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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