apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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