This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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