I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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