I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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