Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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