AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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