Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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