did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i was born a porn star she said
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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