I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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