She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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