Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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