so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Pooping to opera.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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