I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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