I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Just high enough for therapy.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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