try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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