Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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