I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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