doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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