People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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