so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
No I am not eating basil off your cock
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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