i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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