God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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