I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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