He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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