I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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