life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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