I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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