i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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