In the future we'll all be gay
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
foreskin is a definite game changer
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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